Tim McNerney
THE Original Bumper sticker from the Creator

I BRAKE FOR TESLAS
I BREAK FOUR TESLAS

The pen is mightier than the sword.
Express yourself with humour in print on a bumper sticker,
not in violence with: a brick, spray paint, flamethrower.
Get yours today
Collect all one
For those lacking a sense of humour,
please read the fine print on the sticker, above.
For those whose reaction was "That's not funny!" please read the
additional disclaimer and move to Mars or Northampton.

Perfect for:

Your Car

For those who aren't very clear on the concept of "bumper" stickers.

Put 'em wherever you want.

$6 for 1 sticker

Your Bumper

That's where bumper stickers go.  Where did we ever get the idea that they were wallpaper for cars?  Sigh.

$9 for 2 stickers
Tank Crushes Tesla

Your Sherman Tank

No bumpers on a tank?  The whole thing is a bumper.  Watch Video
Sticker only.  Tank not included.
Parental supervision suggested.

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